It’s Small Boob Awards time again! It’s not every day, but once in a blue moon I come across someone who’s on my boob team, and in the spirit of keeping up with Small Boob Solidarity, I like to mention that person on my blog. It’s not much in the way of accolades, I know, but I’m sure they appreciate it.
Today’s entry – SANDRA BULLOCK!
I’m a Bullock fan. Way back from the days of Speed and While You Were Sleeping, I’ve been very loyal. I applauded her dark turn in Murder by Numbers. I cringed when I saw her go through The Proposal and All About Steve. I forced my friends to watch The Net with me.
One thing I’ve never thought about her was that she was on my team. And by “my team” I mean “had boobs of equivalently tiny size as me”. Even though this has been a theme of hers in her movies.
“He was a lot like me. Dark hair, flat chest.”
Then I was going on an obsessive Craig Ferguson binge the other week and caught some of her hilarious appearances on his show. And almost every time she kept hitting the small boob comments!
So I’m not sure if that’s been beaten into her over the years of Hollywood living, but regardless, I’m happy to have her on our team. Congrats, Sandra! Way to class up the joint.